Fuck this shit, i'm getting the bazooka

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lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

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gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

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snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

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"My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations."

-  John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)

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just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

image

yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

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